The Munch Brunch Kids Eat at…The Farmers Mistress

She’s queen of the brunches with a mini-much in tow, we’re so thrilled to welcome The Munch Brunch Kids founder Poppy Woodcock as our guest contributor on Tiny Table. What better way to kickstart The Munch Brunch Kids brand new column than with a feel-good family bite for overcoming January blues…

Now we know December is all about indulgence – eating huge quantities of festive food, drinking Baileys for breakfast and falling face first into a tub of Celebrations at every opportunity. Don’t even get us started on what we let the kids tuck into! And although that’s what Christmas should be about, it’s hard at the beginning of the year to ignore an inbox full of motivational ‘New Year, New You’ emails! ‘Mum guilt’ is bad enough already… we don’t need to add dieting into the mix! 

In complete contrast January tends to be month of resolutions, banning booze (it’s hard to resist a cheeky glass of wine when the kids are in bed) and eating a little healthier. The good news is you don’t need to feel deprived… a visit to The Farmers Mistress is the answer!  A favourite cafe of ours and perfectly placed in family friendly Battersea,you can meet friends for brunch, relax in stylish surroundings and indulge in their ‘naturally naughty’ dishes. The menu makes eating right easy and offers up something for everyone… 

FOR THOSE WITH A SWEET TOOTH
FRENCH TOAST with lemon curd, whipped ricotta and warm cinnamon honey
BREAKFAST CRUMBLE with apple and pear compote, oat chia crumble and a salted peanut butter crunch 

FOR VEGGIES (THESE ARE GLUTEN FREE TOO!)
FARMERS FRITTERS Cauliflower fritters with coconut yoghurt, lime, toasted almonds, crispy kale and a perfectly poached egg
BRUNCH BOWL Roasted squash and cauliflower with pickled cabbage, quinoa, carrot and swede mash, edamame, crispy kale, spinach pesto and mixed seeds

FOR VEGANS OR THOSE TAKING PART IN VEGANUARY 
OAT MILK PORRIDGE – with cinnamon and maple syrup or cacao, clementine and oat ‘creme fraiche’ – you can also add granola
NUTTY FARMER Charcoal toast with almond butter, banana, cacao nibs and maple syrup 

FOR THOSE AVOIDING ALCOHOL 
THE TEMPTRESS blended banana, cacao, dates, vanilla, avocado and almond milk
HOT ORANGE freshly squeezed orange juice with honey, ginger and cinnamon 

FOR THE TRADITIONALIST
THE NAUGHTY MISTRESS Breakfast hash cake with FM Bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, crispy back bacon, olde english sausage, slow roasted tomatoes, roasted Portobello mushrooms and sourdough toast

AND FINALLY FOR THE KIDS
The lovely team at Farmers Mistress have always been amazingly accommodating when it comes kids. Whipping up mini portions of their signature dishes or letting you mix and match sides for picky eaters! 
Our little one was lucky enough to tuck into smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on cornbread – talk about fine dining for toddlers!

Also whilst you’re in the area why not visit one of these great places too with your brood…
Battersea Power Station who regularly run events for kids  
Battersea Park which is home to ‘Go Ape’ and a children’s zoo
Pump House Gallery for cultural kids activities 

So whatever your dietary requirement or resolution, there will always be a brilliant breakfast waiting for you and your family at Farmers Mistress. 

Discover more here or drop in 300 Battersea Park Rd, Battersea, London SW11 3BU 

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